1. Sometimes I dance to the rhythm of the dishwasher.

  2. Happy best EVER birthday to me. 30 really doesn’t seem so bad now.

  3. The Last Three Days of My Twenties

  4. Forgive me Father for I have sinned: it’s been 354 days since my last confession.

  5. Who says you can’t buy happiness?

  6. "What can I say? It was all I could do to keep from drowning!"

  7. The one thing technology has taught us is to never trust your elders.

  8. Androids dream of electric sheep.

  9. "No, I don’t believe in coincidences."

  10. Silence is in the eye of the beholder

  11. "They talk to me, they tell me things: things no one can know but me. "

  12. Three Wonderful Years Together.

  13. So, are you prepared to concede there might be a ritual element here?

  14. Sometimes the sun comes out in all the right places

  15. There was a moment when the embrace became an entity of its own