1. Happy best EVER birthday to me. 30 really doesn’t seem so bad now.

  2. The Last Three Days of My Twenties

  3. Forgive me Father for I have sinned: it’s been 354 days since my last confession.

  4. Who says you can’t buy happiness?

  5. "What can I say? It was all I could do to keep from drowning!"

  6. The one thing technology has taught us is to never trust your elders.

  7. Androids dream of electric sheep.

  8. "No, I don’t believe in coincidences."

  9. Silence is in the eye of the beholder

  10. "They talk to me, they tell me things: things no one can know but me. "

  11. Three Wonderful Years Together.

  12. So, are you prepared to concede there might be a ritual element here?

  13. Sometimes the sun comes out in all the right places

  14. There was a moment when the embrace became an entity of its own

  15. And then it hit him: he was alone in the world.